Worst Burglar Of The Year…So Far

The newest “Worst Burglar of the Year” surpassed the previous winner who broke into a newspaper office, watched porn on their computers, and left a trail of stolen M&M’s on the floor marking a trail leading to his sister’s apartment nearby and his capture.

The new winner broke into a Lake City Florida home, ate from the refrigerator, took a shower, watched TV, and was caught walking around in the house in the nude by the police after the surprised homeowner called 911. Giving the police response due credit for a fast arrival, they looked in the window and saw the home invader walking around naked inside the house.  

The Burglar would not come out of the house when ordered to do so by the police. So, they went in and found him cowering on the floor of a bedroom.

Twenty five year old Shane Tinsman told the arresting officers that he was hungry and needed a place to sleep. The only thing he took was the food he ate. He will be charged with criminal mischief. He could be provided food and a place to sleep for fifteen years as a guest of the state as a result of this crime.

And, a runner up broke into an Ames, Iowa church this week and used their DVD player to view porn movies that he brought with him.  He went to sleep in the church's basement after grabbing food, clothing, a TV and  other electronic equipment. He is being held on burglary charges.

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RHODE ISLAND'S WANTED

Robbery, March 04, 2010

Suspect 1236 Gender: male Build: medium Complexion: light Height: medium Bank Robbery - Eastford, CT - March 2010

Robbery - System ID 100065
Agency Case # 10-00116118
March 04, 2010
Eastford, Connecticut : BankCase Details:
Wanted by Connecticut State Police for Bank Robbery: 

A white male, approximately 18 to 23 years of age, 5'6” to 5'8” tall,

 thin build, brown hair, wearing a tan khaki jacket, black and white ball cap, and blue jeans. 

On 03/04/2010 at 3:18 PM Connecticut State Police, Troop D received 

an alarm for the New Alliance Bank, 4 County Road, Eastford, Connecticut. 

Suspect entered the bank and walked up to the teller station where 

he pulled out his wallet, while making small talk with the clerk, then 

handed her a white piece of paper that demanded the money,

 and no alarms or dye packs. 

Suspect fled on foot, leaving the note behind. 

If you have any information about the identity of this person or 

where they are, please contact: 

Connecticut State Police, Troop D Detectives: (860) 779-4921 
Investigator: Detective Ryan Luther; Sergaent John Szamocki 
Case Submission No.: 100065