ATTACKER KILLED BY HIS INTENDED VICTIM'S BOW AND ARROW...AND FATES OF OTHER STUPID CRIMINALS

IN PENNSYLVANIA:

Carl Wooley, a Pittsburgh area man, shot and killed his wife’s alleged boyfriend yesterday with his bow and arrow.  Police determined that Tony Bittinger came at him carrying a weapon as he climbed a staircase toward him. This happened in the home of the intended victim after Bitttinger reportedly came after Wooley with a 32 inch long club. Wooley had continually told the man to leave his house when he got there. The man who was killed had called the home earlier and threatened his intended victim. Alcohol was involved on Bittinger’s part.

Police called the shooting self defense.

IN MADISON, WISCONSIN:

Lamar Crump. Jr. allegedly broke into a man’s SUV at a Madison area mall earlier this month. That's where he stole a 12 gauge shotgun, an AR15, and stereo equipment. But he traded the goods for his cell phone that he left behind in the vehicle. Police found Crump’s pictures of himself on it. He had taken a picture of himself while pointing the phone’s camera at a mirror.

When he was arrested, police found the stereo equipment hooked up in his van and the guns in his apartment. Crump was on probation when this happened. He’s charged with a felony and probation violation.

When he was arrested, police found the stereo equipment hooked up in his van and the guns in his apartment. Crump was on probation when this happened. He’s charged with a felony and probation violation.

ALSO IN WISCONSIN, AND, ON THE SUBJECT OF CELLPHONES:

 Two men accidentally called 911 on their cell phone as they talked to each other this month about

video games and movies they had just stolen from a Target Store. The call, of course, was recorded. The 911 operator just sat back and listened when it was realized what was going on.

The crooks has said that they were on their way to a local video and game store that they were talking about to sell the goods. The police beat them to the store and arrested them when they arrived.

IN FLORIDA:

With the theft of copper becoming more frequent, burglars are having to become more creative in stealing it. That was the case of Anthony Pepitone, whom Miami Police said tried to allegedly steal copper wiring from a school’s roof.

But, unfortunately for Pepitone, there were several problems. First, a surveillance camera was rolling. He was wearing a mask when he climbed up onto the roof and broke in. He was up there when he slipped and fell down to the first floor. The camera recorded him trying to get up, but he quickly fell back down. He momentarily took off his mask. He also appeared to be in a lot of pain as he drug himself out of the school. He was arrested later.

AND, ALSO IN FLORIDA:

Broward County Sheriff’s deputies received a call about a burglary in progress. But, the burglar had been scared off. However, he was captured just minutes later down the street as he squeezed into a chicken coop just barely his size. One can just imagine the chickens squawking and all the noise as he crammed himself into the coop.